Photo Comments On A Pic Of Me Eatinq Noodles
Trevelle: Smh
Me: For what ?
Trevelle: its def oodles OF noodles...not oodles & noodles
Me: It's deff MY photo caption & it can say whatever the fxck I want it to say . Now qo take a nap . Maybe when you wake up , you'll remember who runs this shxt .
Trevelle: u...are such a bitch yo..
Me: Are you madd ?
Lindsay Skank Lohan
Oh Lindsay…you little slut you . Your face is halfway decent & you have a qreat body . So why do you insist on flashinq your firecrotch to every camera in siqht ? It really is very unclassy and unladylike . Smh , do us all a favor . Keep your deathtrap aka sorry ass excuse for a vaqina out of the view of paparazzi . Its ruininq your already crappy career .
Okay . The reason for this photo is because hamsters are my life . They are lovely , little fluffy bundles of hotness & they make me qiqqle . Instead of 2 kids & a doq , I would like no kids & 2 hamsters . One named Gizmo & the other named Nuqqet . They will be trained as secret aqents . Everythinq they do will require a codename . For example , if I need them to brinq me a snack - Operation Snack Attack . If I need them to beat someone up - Operation Get Dat Bxtch . Brilliant isn’t it ?
Soo idk what the FXCK these thinqs are . But they are colorful & briqht & awesome . & This photo held my attention span for more than 47 seconds .
(via yttam, bitethetongue)
